Chrissy also shared a short video in which she pretends to shoplift.

"EDIT: DO NOT EVER STEAL OR PRETEND TO STEAL YOUR FRIEND’S @THEOUAI TESTERS IN FRONT OF EMPLOYEES," Chrissy writes int he captions.

First of all, you know, stealing is bad. You might think that shoplifting only "hurts" a huge, faceless corporation, but employees are held accountable for shrink.

"ONE, BECAUSE IT’S WRONG," Chrissy explains.

Apparently, this may have really been an edit, because it sounds like Chrissy got trolled over it.

"BUT TWO, IT WILL STARTLE EXTREMELY ANNOYING PEOPLE INTO BEING EXTREMELY OFFENDED ON THE ‘GRAM."

Trolls love to target Chrissy. We can't imagine that many of them believed that she was actually shoplifting.

Chrissy followed up that edit with an update.

"Update," Chrissy writes. "I am currently scrubbing pots in the back of a sephora."

This is a reference to what old-timey cartoons tell me was once a custom of restaurants forcing customers who couldn't pay for their meals to work off the expense by washing dishes in the kitchen.

We're pretty sure that, these days, the restaurant just contacts the police or bans the customers from returning.

In either case, fusing that concept with shoplifting beauty supplies is very much Chrissy's sort of humor.

She is such a delight.

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She was a model and, clearly, she still is, even if they're for products with which she is involved.

Besides, neither "Twitter Queen" nor "MILF" really make a lot of sense for some random producer at CNN to write up to play on the news.

At the time, Chrissy was giving a speech at a Keep Families Together march on Saturday.

On Instagram, she expressed pride that her Donald Trump impression made the news.

She is such a treasure.