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Hilarious Read: What it takes to start a relationship with a Nigerian woman - Monalis - Gimbiya - 11-19-2017 Hilarious Read: What it takes to start a relationship with a Nigerian woman - Monalisa Chinda Nollywood actress and mum of one, Monalisa Chinda took to Instagram to write on what it’s like dating women from different nationalities and you need to see what is posted about Nigerian women, Hilarious! Read below… I know this is a long text but please wait for it .. Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Nigerian Relationship: 1st day= Toast 2nd day= Toast 3rd day= Toast again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed 15th day= Tried to have sex but failed 16th day= Tried to have sex but failed 17th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 18th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 19th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 20th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 21st day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 22nd day= Didn’t talk to each other 23rd day= Malice till the next 1 month. 46th day= The man called but the woman didn’t pick 47th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: “what is it?” The man apologize and the woman replied: “Leave me alone, am not that type of girl” The man continued to beg till the next 2 weeks. 51st day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 52nd day= Hug 53rd day= Long hug 54th day= Kiss 55th day= Long kiss 56th day= Tried to have sex but failed 57th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad and the mumu guy promises to buy her a new one as if he’s her father. 58th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 59th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: “where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious” 60th day= She meets another guy & starts the cycle all over with new guy…. Its TGIF people” http://www.wivestownhallconnection.com/2017/11/hilarious-read-what-it-takes-to-start.html#more |